Notice on my car parked on the street.

PRIVATE PROPERTY

NOT FOR HIRE  

FOR NON COMMERCIAL USE ONLY

NOT A MOTOR VEHICLE 

 NOTICE TO AGENT IS NOTICE TO PRINCIPAL. NOTICE TO PRINCIPLE IS NOTICE TO AGENT.

Anyone associated with, and not limited to, the tow truck driver and parking enforcement official will be charged with Grand Theft Auto, Fraud, Extortion, and will be held accountable and personally liable for their actions in a Federal Court Of  Law. 

ANY REMOVAL OF THIS PERSONAL CONVEYANCE WITHOUT WRITTEN AUTHORIZATION FROM THE OWNER WILL BE TREATED AS A CRIMINAL ACT OF PIRACY!

This car is not used in commerce and therefore is not subject to California Motor Vehicle Act.

NOTICE TO PARKING ENFORCEMENT: 

ANY ATTEMPT TO EITHER TICKET OR REMOVE THIS PERSONAL CONVEYANCE WITHOUT THE OWNERS WRITTEN CONSENT SHALL RESULT IN A LIEN BEING PLACED ON YOUR BOND, AND POSSIBLE REVOCATION PENDING ADJUDICATION IN SUPERIOR COURT. 

A forced contract fee in the amount of $50,000 if any agent or person acting within or outside of their authority of office, or in a personal manner in or out of their jurisdiction, will also be applied to any and all persons removing this personal conveyance without written consent from property owner, made payable in real money. Removing this private property is an act of forced contract, and is in violation of constitutionally protected rights.